Favorite moments of Ellen hosting the 86th Annual Academy Awards
Now, you lose something in your life, or you come into a conflict, and there’s gonna come a time that you’re gonna know: There was a reason for that. And at the end of your life, all the things you thought were periods, they turn out to be commas. There was never a full stop in any of it.
Spike Jonze and Angelina Jolie backstage at the 86th Annual Academy Awards
Act my age? What the fuck is that, “act my age”? What do I care how old I am? The Ocean is old as fuck. It will still drown your ass with vigor.” —
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